Probably should have just made it a Disney Plus series. Movies try to fit too many books into one film.
Though, youāre better off just listening to the Richard Roeper review. This movie really isnāt deserving of only 14% good reviews.
It is nice to get a Summer movie at home. Artemis Fowl isnāt as magical as a Harry Potter movie. It is a nice present to enjoy at home. When you canāt go to theaters though.
I canāt say Artemis Fowl is bad or as bad as a movie that has gotten 14% good reviews. Thereās more story than a Bayforners film.
If you think about it, what classic Fantasy from the 80ās did critics actually like ? So why listen to people who hated the Labyrinth, Return to Oz, Willow, The Neverending Story....
Artemis isnāt as memorable as any movie I just mentioned. However it has some charm and better than a weaker Disney Fantasy, A Wrinkle in Time.
Performances wise. Josh Gad and
Lara McDonnell are the only ones who stand out. Well, not just because Gad borrowed Hagridās look. Lara McDonnell makes a charming fairy.
Ferdia Shaw is the least interesting and he is Artemis. Since I wasnāt sure if he was actually trying or not. He also doesnāt really get much to do.
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Artemis Fowl review
Posted : 4 years, 5 months ago on 13 June 2020 01:46 (A review of Artemis Fowl)0 comments, Reply to this entry
Scoob! review
Posted : 4 years, 6 months ago on 17 May 2020 10:55 (A review of Scoob!)More faithful than the live action movies. That thought fart jokes were a must. Mathew Lillard as Shaggy and Linda Cardellini as Velma is about all they got right.
This film is for Scooby-Doo fans. As well as Hanna Barbara fans. It is charming cute and funny. Even if Shaggy may not sound enough like Shaggy for some fans. Matthew Lillardās Shaggy is still hard to beat.
Some also may miss that it doesnāt have an old fashioned Scooby-Doo Mystery. The film does at least do the characters justice. As well as the extra Hanna Barbara characters justice.
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6 Underground review
Posted : 4 years, 6 months ago on 26 April 2020 02:09 (A review of 6 Underground)The action is fine and thereās a great cast. Yet 6 Underground fails to be a good movie. Due to Michael Bay once again putting action and explosions before story.
If he focused on that more. He would actually be a good director.
If he focused on that more. He would actually be a good director.
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Extraction review
Posted : 4 years, 6 months ago on 26 April 2020 02:07 (A review of Extraction)Much better than 6 Underground which was all fine action and no plot. A plus is when you have a good cast, nice locations and fine action, and no Michael Bay.
I wouldnāt mind seeing more Tyler Rake movies. Hemsworth kicks ass as him. Itās probably his best role next to Thor. He takes on many at once in John Wick like fashion.
I wouldnāt mind seeing more Tyler Rake movies. Hemsworth kicks ass as him. Itās probably his best role next to Thor. He takes on many at once in John Wick like fashion.
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Onward (2020) review
Posted : 4 years, 7 months ago on 24 April 2020 08:23 (A review of Onward (2020))In Onward, magic is like playing outside. Once technology came along. Everyone stopped going outside and going on quests.
Ian (Tom Holland) and his older brother Barley (Chris Pratt) discover a wand and a spell. That can bring their late father back for a day. Who Ian, never met.
Together they go on a quest to get a gem that together with the wand. Can bring back their dad. Thereās some road trip movie cliches. Whether itās a fairy version of a biker gang or not.
As soon you see the biker gang, you know there will be a fight with them. After someone does something to anger them. Like, the most cliche thing as to knock over their bikes for instance.
The film still tugs at your heart strings though and might get a tear or two out of you. It is touching and cute even if is not Pixarās best. Though more memorable than any Cars film.
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Trolls World Tour review
Posted : 4 years, 7 months ago on 24 April 2020 08:23 (A review of Trolls World Tour)Trolls: World Tour has Poppy (Anna Kendrick) learning that thereās more Trolls. Each tribe represent Rock, Pop, Country, Jazz and etc. Rock wants to make every tribe Rock and Poppy sets out to stop her.
Itās weird the Bergenās who were a huge part of the plot for the first film. Arenāt in this film or even mentioned.
The soundtrack might even better than the first movie. With hit songs from every genre. Story wise though it is mostly about diversity and everyone getting along.
Originality wise, it feels like Smurfs the Lost Village with Trolls and a lot singing. Kids should enjoy it. Grownups will either enjoy it or find the film too noisy throughout.
Itās weird the Bergenās who were a huge part of the plot for the first film. Arenāt in this film or even mentioned.
The soundtrack might even better than the first movie. With hit songs from every genre. Story wise though it is mostly about diversity and everyone getting along.
Originality wise, it feels like Smurfs the Lost Village with Trolls and a lot singing. Kids should enjoy it. Grownups will either enjoy it or find the film too noisy throughout.
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Fantasy Island review
Posted : 4 years, 7 months ago on 24 April 2020 08:20 (A review of Fantasy Island)Another watered down PG-13 Horror movie. I do find a lot of the concept interesting though. Fantasy Island has a good cast as well. I definitely donāt think itās as bad as critics say.
It almost feels like the 80ās movie Wax Work but with Fantasy Island. When the film starts having twists, thatās when it falls apart though. Since the twist feels forced.
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Zombieland: Double Tap review
Posted : 4 years, 7 months ago on 24 April 2020 08:19 (A review of Zombieland: Double Tap)Bill Murray I think was the only memorable thing about the first movie, sue me. I actually enjoyed this movie more. Itās goofy but very entertaining and funny.
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Disturbia review
Posted : 4 years, 7 months ago on 24 April 2020 08:18 (A review of Disturbia)A fun thriller with Shia Leboeuf in good form. As Kale who is on house arrest after punching a teacher. Due to boredom he starts spying on neighbors with binoculars. He soon starts to suspect his neighbor Robert (David Morse) is a killer.
No one believes him but his best friend Ronnie (Aaron Yoo) and cute girl next door Ashley (Sarah Roemer). Kaleās obsession with Robert puts them all in danger. Including Kaleās mom (Carrie-Anne Moss).
Spoiler: Though Robert deciding to go after Kale and his mom. After Kale called the cops on Robert fools them and they leave. Makes no sense. Since it only would make Robert guilty if Kale and his mom suddenly disappear.
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The Girl in the Spider's Web review
Posted : 4 years, 7 months ago on 24 April 2020 08:17 (A review of The Girl in the Spider's Web)Rooney Mara was nominated for Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Despite that I heard she wasnāt even asked to come back. Also no Daniel Craig. So that made me not want to check this out. They also skipped 2 or 3 books to adapt this one.
Claire Foy surprisingly isnāt bad either though as Lithbeth. Sverrir Gudnason doesnāt stand out as much as Craig as Mikael though. The movie is decent but the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is better.
Claire Foy surprisingly isnāt bad either though as Lithbeth. Sverrir Gudnason doesnāt stand out as much as Craig as Mikael though. The movie is decent but the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is better.
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Listal's 100 Films To See Before You Die (2020) (100 movies items)
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You just need to click on the link underneath and provide your 10 favorite movies.
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